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05.07.2010

Ransoming the World's Most Famous Vineyard

They say the best way to make a small fortune in the wine business is to start with a large one. Actually there are several ways to make a small fortune in the wine business, but today we must add one more: blackmailing Domaine de la Romanée-Conti.

As reported in the UK's Telegraph newspaper, apparently the owner of Romanée-Conti, Aubert de Villaine received at least two threatening letters that promised to poison his vineyards unless he forked over the equivalent of roughly 1.2 million dollars.

Apparently the letters, which revealed a detailed knowledge of the vineyards, suggested that two vines had already been poisoned. One of them was ripped out and provided to the police for analysis by the domaine, which of course means roughly one less bottle of Romanée-Conti will be available to the general public from now on. Given the steep prices and even steeper demand for the wine, it's no surprise that global stock markets went into free fall over the last 24 hours.

Thankfully like most extortionists, this one needed brain cells as much as he needed the money, and was apprehended trying to pick up a suitcase full of counterfeit bills in a nearby graveyard.

The long term impacts on the global wine investment markets remains to be seen, but rumors of a deal with Hollywood for a new series called True Wine Crimes has many in the wine world drooling over what they think might be the next best thing for Pinot Noir since Sideways.

Meanwhile Bill Harlan and Ann Colgin issued press releases indicating that they had retained the services of Blackwater Security as a precautionary measure.

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Comments (7)

Jen wrote:
05.07.10 at 5:30 AM

Enjoyed this :)

Raezer wrote:
05.07.10 at 12:19 PM

It is incredible what greed will make some people do. Glad they caught the perpetrator.

Lara wrote:
05.07.10 at 12:40 PM

Great story! Thanks for sharing this.

Jake wrote:
05.09.10 at 2:21 AM

Thanks for the story. Much enjoyed!

Jon wrote:
05.09.10 at 6:23 PM

Is this report on Harlan and Colgin serious?

Alder Yarrow wrote:
05.09.10 at 6:36 PM

Jon,

No, that would be tongue in cheek.

05.10.10 at 11:24 AM

This only adds to the Mystic.On the other hand if the Harlin and Colgin are hiring Blackwater is sad.Time is the only way to enhance provenance but nice try you two.

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